In the words of Tommy Boy, "we could put a fancy guarantee on [your presentation] to make you feel all warm and toasty inside.  Ya figure you put that little [presentation] under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, [are we] right?  How do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?  He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. [We've] seen it a hundred times."